Hoefully they’d beat up all the kids wit harry potter names
hoooneyyy, the school principal called! you have to go pick up Gondolin—-yeah, he beat up that ‘Mortimer’ kid again. I dunno, the school receptionist said something about Gondolin trying to steal raw organic fair trade gluten free granola bars from that damn kid. I know I know, his parents are so gonna hate us! No, i dunno why Gon is acting that way. I bet Lothlorien is behind it again…always egging him on. No, I can’t go rn…I’m in the cybercube, banking with my Google neuro implant. Just take the hovercraft or something. Don’t forget to drop Minas-Ithil off at her stem cell transplant appointment too. and pick up some Soylent Green on your way home, please - thank youuu
It’s a good thing i don’t have/want kids cuz if i did they’d all have names like Mithril, Gondolin, Minas-Ithil, Lothlórien, Isen & Mirrormere.
pulling your ex boyfriend’s 23” long hairs from your ass crack/underwear is just insult 2 injury.
Anonymous asked: In light of your recent posts about the dearth of "interesting" people in your area, have you considered expanding your social circle beyond the small cliques of punks, etc.?
Anonymous asked: I've had a crush on you for a year or two now, but I am female. Do you date females, or would you ever?
Anonymous asked: Please tell us about your hand tattoo and it's impact, real and/or perceived, on your social and professional interactions.
Anonymous asked: you're too attractive, wish you posted more pictures of yourself
that’s very kind. i feel shy these days…dont like the way i look…
Anonymous asked: Your thoughts on lynch?
not a fan