come on period, you sluggish, crimson coward. i sense you lurking nearby… now COME ONNNNN!!!! COME FOR ME *brandishes a bottle of ibuprofen*
show your bloody self, eventho i will never accept you.
i could possibly be getting a second very part time job doing the same thing i do right now at a business just across the way. might be getting interviewed tomorrow (on my day off?! NOOOoooo..i want to sleep in and be home)
they need to invent an alarm clock that very gradually wakes you up with a mixture of slowly increasing natural sounds of a forests and birds (or could be an ocean shore), and that releases a scent of moss, pine and other things, and also starts to slowly project daylight into your room…like a slow sunrise. then after a while, maybe a wooden flute or lute could be heard in the distance, slowly getting “closer”…for those hard sleepers. because the worst thing about sleeping is having to wake up in the dark, in a panic or state of shock, and then you’re all dazed, traumatized and pissed off.
ya 4 sure. that’s why i hate naps! but these days i’m exhausted in the afternoons…to a point where i just lie on the couch wasting my entire day in a fog. i have no other choice than to learn how to nap rn. i need to learn how to “power-nap” like a pro. i think if i sleep less than 1/2hr or 45min, my brain doesn’t start releasing heavy sleep chemicals. if i linger in bed longer than an hour shit starts to get fucked up. so i guess i have to set an alarm and kick myself outta bed when it goes off.
what ever you want. if you just want dental/medical, fine. you want orthopedic shoes…consider it done. but i’ll also be bringing you to all inclusive vacations and you get to partake in whatever luxuries i do as a multi-millionaire
do you ever tell yourself you’re just gonna lie down and take a half hour nap but then your brain releases that chemical that paralyzes your body + you get stuck in a series of anxiety dreams and you keep telling yourself you have wake up but you can’t move or open your eyes! when you finally succeed in waking up, the paralyzing chemical is still in your system so you feel like you’ve been drugged and your limbs are super heavy
I’ll do that for free haha
no i want to pay someone a really good wage with benefits & perks. my servant will be well-treated.
get like a harness and ride on they shoulders
hey you, stop projecting your own sub fantasies onto me!! im not a dom
i just want help washing my hair, and i need someone to drive me to the grocery store, and massage my thighs.
i know i say this this a lot…but man, if i won the lottery the first thing i would do is hire a hot male servant.